Oh yes! Mom (aka Marzy, aka Meems,) and I did it again. It was indeed another successful year of our traditional Christmas Target Takeover.
If you missed last year’s extravaganza, click here.

What is a Christmas Target Take-Over?
In a nutshell, my mom and I galavant around Target like we own the place and act like 12 yr. olds posing with the wonderful Christmas decor. It’s stupid, but it’s fun, so it’s okay. We like to kick off the holiday season with some serious laughs, lolololololol :0)
I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

my mother kicked things off by trying on this beautiful green tree skirt. Hot mom!

I liked all the balls on these trees :0)

my mom is obsessed with sticking her face inside random wreaths. Remember last year?


That tree was heavy as hell and the branches almost poked my eyeballs out.

Marzy likes presents, clearly.

foiled green branches make for a festive hair accessory.

Who says ornaments can only be hung on trees? They can also be worn hanging from your lushious lobes. Obvs.

If only these suckers were real.

those are some big ass ribbons. Who the heck would want to mess with these on Christmas morn?

I wanted some ornament earrings for myself. Bam! In yo face!!

gumballs mom? really?

midget my ass

don’t ask.

A confetti Christmas tree. Who would think?

Marzy’s not a fan of the Charlie Brown Christmas tree.


This is what I’m talking about. CANDY CANE HERSHEY’S KISSES :0)

Where’s Marzy? Wait, she’s underneith the Christmas Tree display, hahaha.

Hey it’s pretty nice underneath all these trees.

I have no one to kiss under the mistle toe. Stu was watching Zach.

And can someone please explain to me who would put a pink flamingo in their yard? Floridians are allowed, but that’s it.

Marzy’s back under the trees. She likes those evergreens, bwahahaha!
So there you have it kids. We were in Target for a good two hours acting like fools. Please note that we were snapping shots while other normal people shopped. We got a few stares, but we got some chuckles too. This is just one example of why you shouldn’t take yourself too seriously. Always make room for some good laughs!
Merry Christmas friends!
Lisa and Marzy